A book’s a book, and numbers are numbers, right? Well, maybe. For the Shakespeare Association of America seminar on “Counting (in) Early Modern Drama,” I proposed to give myself the task of understanding and then communicating the technological underpinnings of a digital facsimile. One specific question I wanted to address, with the help of media archaeology, digital forensics, and glitch art is, “Are EEBO PDFs and Google Books really just numbers all the way down?”